1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Check out more than 100 online Thai lessons on BananaThai, osdb.link/bananathai 2 00:03:33,046 --> 00:03:35,583 Whoa! Whoa! Wait! We've got an emergency. 3 00:03:38,586 --> 00:03:41,221 Get back I tell you! Get back! 4 00:03:42,756 --> 00:03:44,425 You okay? 5 00:03:44,458 --> 00:03:45,559 Okay just stay there. It's all right. 6 00:03:45,593 --> 00:03:46,827 Just stay there. What happened? 7 00:03:46,860 --> 00:03:47,928 I don't know. 8 00:03:49,563 --> 00:03:50,864 One check to one AP. 9 00:03:50,898 --> 00:03:52,800 We got a 417 on ramp B. 10 00:03:52,833 --> 00:03:54,335 Four-seventeen on ramp B. 11 00:03:54,368 --> 00:03:57,671 We got a male, dark hair, dark complexion, about 5'10, 12 00:03:57,705 --> 00:04:00,908 a hundred-seventy pounds, black windbreaker, black pants. 13 00:04:01,742 --> 00:04:03,744 He's got a gun! He's got a gun! 14 00:04:04,278 --> 00:04:05,813 Get out of the way! Get out of the way! 15 00:04:13,387 --> 00:04:15,989 Hey! Hey! Go, go, go, go. 16 00:04:28,536 --> 00:04:30,070 No weapon. 17 00:04:44,385 --> 00:04:46,354 Way to spot that 417 Walter. 18 00:04:46,387 --> 00:04:47,655 Good eye on you. 19 00:04:47,688 --> 00:04:49,323 I just happened to glance back, I saw him. 20 00:04:49,357 --> 00:04:50,624 It was lucky. 21 00:04:50,658 --> 00:04:52,292 No, it was head's up stuff, man. 22 00:04:52,326 --> 00:04:53,427 You were on it man. 23 00:04:53,461 --> 00:04:54,795 Hey Walter, how come you get 24 00:04:54,828 --> 00:04:56,430 so spruced up every night, huh? 25 00:04:56,464 --> 00:04:57,565 Every night he goes out of here 26 00:04:57,598 --> 00:04:58,966 looking like Fred Astaire or something. 27 00:04:58,999 --> 00:05:00,133 I'm going to see my wife. 28 00:05:00,167 --> 00:05:01,268 That's the reason? 29 00:05:03,036 --> 00:05:04,372 What? You think that's funny? 30 00:05:04,405 --> 00:05:05,806 What better reason is there to get dressed up than 31 00:05:05,839 --> 00:05:07,240 to go home and see your wife? 32 00:05:07,274 --> 00:05:08,509 Tony, Guard 1: Man, Walter you're like a throwback 33 00:05:08,542 --> 00:05:10,043 or something, man. 34 00:05:10,077 --> 00:05:11,078 A throwback? 35 00:05:11,111 --> 00:05:12,580 Man with gold chain: There you go. 36 00:05:13,180 --> 00:05:14,615 What do you mean a throwback? 37 00:05:14,648 --> 00:05:17,084 Yeah, you know I mean just... 38 00:05:17,117 --> 00:05:18,719 So, I suppose your advanced state of matrimony 39 00:05:18,752 --> 00:05:20,821 is dragging your wife around by the hair all day? 40 00:05:21,121 --> 00:05:23,624 That's about right for Tony. 41 00:05:23,657 --> 00:05:24,792 Walter, come on. 42 00:05:24,825 --> 00:05:25,959 You know I'm just playing with you. 43 00:05:25,993 --> 00:05:27,260 Come on. 44 00:05:27,294 --> 00:05:28,596 Hey, I tell you what, let's go down to Cosmo's 45 00:05:28,629 --> 00:05:29,863 and I'll buy, huh? 46 00:05:29,897 --> 00:05:31,131 No, I got a job interview. 47 00:05:31,465 --> 00:05:32,633 Whoa! Wait. 48 00:05:32,666 --> 00:05:34,134 Suit yourself bro. All the more for me. 49 00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:34,935 What's that? 50 00:05:34,968 --> 00:05:36,604 You moonlighting? 51 00:05:36,637 --> 00:05:38,005 Just trying to get ahead a little. 52 00:05:38,038 --> 00:05:39,339 Man, I should be doing that. 53 00:05:39,573 --> 00:05:41,074 My little girl wants to be a ballerina. 54 00:05:41,509 --> 00:05:43,043 Costs money. 55 00:05:43,577 --> 00:05:47,481 That's cute, but Walter tell me something. 56 00:05:47,781 --> 00:05:50,283 How's a greasy guy like you end up with such a fine babe? Huh? 57 00:05:51,251 --> 00:05:52,453 Is it the clothes? 58 00:05:52,486 --> 00:05:55,322 The Italians are a superior race. 59 00:05:55,623 --> 00:05:56,824 Here we go again. 60 00:05:56,857 --> 00:05:58,091 Superior race? 61 00:05:58,125 --> 00:05:59,460 You hearing this stuff? 62 00:05:59,493 --> 00:06:00,928 Man, if you guys are the superior race 63 00:06:00,961 --> 00:06:04,532 how come you guys have had 52 governments since World War II? 64 00:06:04,565 --> 00:06:06,500 You think it's easy to get rid of the crooks, huh? 65 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:08,201 You guys are always talking about term limits. 66 00:06:08,235 --> 00:06:10,003 We invented term limits. 67 00:06:11,672 --> 00:06:14,675 Matter of fact, the Italians invented everything great. 68 00:06:15,042 --> 00:06:16,043 Like what? 69 00:06:16,444 --> 00:06:18,178 Like pizza. 70 00:06:18,479 --> 00:06:19,713 Pizza's good. 71 00:06:19,747 --> 00:06:20,848 And spaghetti. 72 00:06:20,881 --> 00:06:21,849 Yeah, what else Walter? 73 00:06:21,882 --> 00:06:23,050 And opera. 74 00:06:23,083 --> 00:06:24,384 And music. 75 00:06:24,418 --> 00:06:27,555 And sculpture and scungilli, and anything 76 00:06:27,588 --> 00:06:30,691 that tastes good or looks good, we invented. 77 00:06:31,825 --> 00:06:33,093 Mickey, Janitor: Hey, Walter. 78 00:06:35,863 --> 00:06:37,364 What's up bro? 79 00:06:37,397 --> 00:06:41,268 Uh, look my cousin was asking me if I knew anybody 80 00:06:41,301 --> 00:06:42,736 that wanted to buy this gun he got. 81 00:06:43,704 --> 00:06:45,172 Yeah, so? 82 00:06:45,205 --> 00:06:47,575 You know I know you working nights and everything, 83 00:06:48,942 --> 00:06:50,744 maybe you want to get it for your wife and daughter. 84 00:06:51,278 --> 00:06:52,680 What do you mean? 85 00:06:52,713 --> 00:06:55,749 Well, you've got to be careful with what's 86 00:06:55,783 --> 00:06:57,751 happening right now with everything going on and all. 87 00:06:57,785 --> 00:06:58,986 You know. 88 00:06:59,019 --> 00:07:00,320 I never had no trouble. 89 00:07:00,353 --> 00:07:03,256 Once you had it, man, it's too late. 90 00:07:05,358 --> 00:07:06,660 It's your wife and daughter man. 91 00:07:07,895 --> 00:07:09,196 No. 92 00:07:09,229 --> 00:07:10,397 No I'm trying to save money anyway. 93 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:14,301 Yeah, well I think he's asking $50. 94 00:07:22,876 --> 00:07:23,644 What's that? 95 00:07:23,677 --> 00:07:25,012 What's that? 96 00:07:25,546 --> 00:07:26,780 It's a gun. What's it look like? 97 00:07:27,147 --> 00:07:28,281 What for? 98 00:07:28,315 --> 00:07:29,783 What for? 99 00:07:30,083 --> 00:07:31,485 To protect my family. 100 00:07:32,052 --> 00:07:33,286 From what? 101 00:07:33,621 --> 00:07:35,823 I don't know, whatever. 102 00:07:36,690 --> 00:07:41,028 Burglars, muggers, invasion robberies. 103 00:07:41,729 --> 00:07:43,330 You see invaders coming in here? 104 00:07:43,631 --> 00:07:45,799 If they come in then it's too late. 105 00:07:46,834 --> 00:07:48,101 What's wrong Walter? 106 00:07:48,368 --> 00:07:49,803 What's wrong? 107 00:07:49,837 --> 00:07:51,839 You come in here. You toss a gun on the table. 108 00:07:51,872 --> 00:07:53,440 You repeat everything I say. 109 00:07:53,473 --> 00:07:54,474 Something's wrong. 110 00:07:54,708 --> 00:07:55,743 You in trouble? 111 00:07:56,944 --> 00:07:59,780 Am I in trouble? No. 112 00:08:01,549 --> 00:08:05,352 I took a nightshift from six to two am, and that's why 113 00:08:05,385 --> 00:08:06,353 I bought you the gun. 114 00:08:06,687 --> 00:08:07,555 Now come on. 115 00:08:07,588 --> 00:08:08,922 It's just for a little while. 116 00:08:08,956 --> 00:08:10,390 I'm just having a little trouble making ends meet, 117 00:08:10,423 --> 00:08:11,725 and I need to catch up a little. 118 00:08:11,759 --> 00:08:13,360 Why aren't the ends meeting? 119 00:08:13,393 --> 00:08:15,328 Because freaking , he raised the rent again. 120 00:08:15,362 --> 00:08:17,330 My little girl wants ballet lessons and art lessons 121 00:08:17,364 --> 00:08:19,600 and clay lessons, and I want to get you that 122 00:08:19,633 --> 00:08:21,001 engagement ring you always wanted. 123 00:08:21,201 --> 00:08:22,469 It's our seven year anniversary. 124 00:08:22,502 --> 00:08:23,771 I don't want an engagement ring. All right? 125 00:08:25,038 --> 00:08:26,339 I can get a job. You know? 126 00:08:26,373 --> 00:08:28,008 When Chelsea's at school, 127 00:08:28,041 --> 00:08:30,410 I could work and we could be together. 128 00:08:30,443 --> 00:08:31,612 No. 129 00:08:32,212 --> 00:08:34,147 You stay home and take care of the family. 130 00:08:34,882 --> 00:08:36,016 That's important. 131 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:40,821 How can we afford a gun? 132 00:08:40,854 --> 00:08:42,289 How can we afford not to protect our family? 133 00:08:42,489 --> 00:08:46,627 Besides, we can sell it for five times what I paid for it. 134 00:08:46,894 --> 00:08:48,361 Consider it an investment. 135 00:08:48,395 --> 00:08:49,697 Yeah. 136 00:08:49,730 --> 00:08:50,998 Go invest it in a drawer, somewhere I can't see it. 137 00:08:51,031 --> 00:08:51,965 All right? 138 00:08:51,999 --> 00:08:53,033 I bought it for you. 139 00:08:53,066 --> 00:08:54,602 I want you to learn how to shoot it. 140 00:08:55,035 --> 00:08:57,004 I don't think you want me to learn how to shoot it Walter. 141 00:08:57,370 --> 00:08:58,906 Oh, ho, ho, ho! 142 00:09:00,473 --> 00:09:01,975 Big lug. 143 00:09:02,009 --> 00:09:03,476 You just want to hang out with the guys at night so you don't 144 00:09:03,510 --> 00:09:04,544 have to be with me. 145 00:09:04,578 --> 00:09:06,346 Oh, that's not true. 146 00:09:07,214 --> 00:09:09,750 I just got a little job at for a little while. 147 00:09:12,285 --> 00:09:13,120 Besides there's nobody I'd rather be with than you. 148 00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:15,823 I want to get a real job. 149 00:09:16,790 --> 00:09:18,291 You got a real job. 150 00:09:19,026 --> 00:09:22,830 Your job is to be the best mom and sexiest wife a guy ever had. 151 00:09:23,230 --> 00:09:24,397 Do you hear yourself? 152 00:09:24,431 --> 00:09:26,800 Best mom and sexiest wife a guy ever had? 153 00:09:28,335 --> 00:09:30,203 You don't even know what you said. 154 00:09:30,437 --> 00:09:31,639 Come on. 155 00:09:31,839 --> 00:09:32,773 Come on. 156 00:09:34,207 --> 00:09:35,643 Lose my mind over you. 157 00:09:39,346 --> 00:09:40,814 Gross! 158 00:09:40,848 --> 00:09:42,683 Oh, there she is! Come here you little pumpkin. 159 00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:44,151 Come here. Come here. 160 00:09:46,053 --> 00:09:48,789 Look at you. My girls. 161 00:09:49,790 --> 00:09:51,424 Do I got the best family in the world or what? 162 00:11:23,416 --> 00:11:25,418 You just whacked my quarter. 163 00:11:25,452 --> 00:11:26,686 I'm sorry. 164 00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:28,455 Here. Let me see if I can help you find it. 165 00:11:29,990 --> 00:11:31,725 It's there. There it is right there. 166 00:11:37,264 --> 00:11:39,532 I can't quite feel it. 167 00:11:41,802 --> 00:11:42,635 Sorry. 168 00:11:42,669 --> 00:11:43,971 Got another one? 169 00:11:44,004 --> 00:11:45,072 Let me check. 170 00:11:50,677 --> 00:11:51,845 So, what are you writing? 171 00:11:52,312 --> 00:11:53,847 Kind of like diary. 172 00:11:53,881 --> 00:11:55,916 It's how I keep from getting bored out of my skull. 173 00:11:56,283 --> 00:11:57,717 No kidding. I'm a writer too. 174 00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:00,387 Are you making fun of me? 175 00:12:00,420 --> 00:12:01,488 Absolutely not. 176 00:12:01,521 --> 00:12:02,689 No, that's my profession. 177 00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:03,924 That's why I'm home in the middle of the day. 178 00:12:03,957 --> 00:12:06,059 What are you doing down here? 179 00:12:06,459 --> 00:12:07,727 Writer's block. 180 00:12:08,495 --> 00:12:10,663 Looking for ideas. 181 00:12:13,633 --> 00:12:14,835 You getting any? 182 00:12:16,970 --> 00:12:18,071 Yeah. 183 00:12:19,672 --> 00:12:20,974 What kind of writing do you do? 184 00:12:21,775 --> 00:12:24,711 Um, fiction, short stories, novels. 185 00:12:25,212 --> 00:12:27,647 Boy, that's something that I would love to do, 186 00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:30,350 just sit down and write and get paid for it. 187 00:12:30,851 --> 00:12:31,919 That's the trick isn't it? 188 00:12:31,952 --> 00:12:33,620 Figuring out how to get paid for it. 189 00:12:33,653 --> 00:12:35,388 Well, you get paid for it right? 190 00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:36,623 How do you think I can afford to be so 191 00:12:36,656 --> 00:12:37,858 generous with my quarters? 192 00:12:39,626 --> 00:12:40,760 Jack Keyes. 193 00:12:41,929 --> 00:12:44,898 Just moved in, west wing, apartment 215. 194 00:12:45,665 --> 00:12:47,734 Lilly Difideli's. 195 00:12:49,202 --> 00:12:50,537 103 east. 196 00:12:52,505 --> 00:12:53,706 It's on the cover. 197 00:13:05,085 --> 00:13:06,386 I just think there's more to life 198 00:13:06,419 --> 00:13:08,989 than keeping in shape and being a mother. 199 00:13:09,689 --> 00:13:11,058 There's nothing more important. 200 00:13:11,391 --> 00:13:13,426 Without motherhood the species would not exist. 201 00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:14,828 Without motherhood the young would not learn 202 00:13:14,862 --> 00:13:16,363 the ways of the old 203 00:13:16,396 --> 00:13:17,597 and then there would be chaos. 204 00:13:19,166 --> 00:13:21,001 I did my bit for the species, Walter. 205 00:13:21,034 --> 00:13:22,035 Now it's your turn. 206 00:13:22,069 --> 00:13:23,136 You teach them the ways of the old. 207 00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:28,641 Come on honey. Look at this. 208 00:13:28,675 --> 00:13:29,843 I'm the only guy in New York whose underwear's is 209 00:13:29,877 --> 00:13:31,411 pressed better than most guy's suits. 210 00:13:31,744 --> 00:13:33,713 My great contribution to the species. 211 00:13:33,746 --> 00:13:34,915 Well I didn't tell you to iron them. 212 00:13:34,948 --> 00:13:36,549 I think it's nuts. 213 00:13:36,583 --> 00:13:37,985 I do it because I love you, all right. 214 00:13:38,218 --> 00:13:42,055 If you're ever in an accident I don't want them treating 215 00:13:42,089 --> 00:13:43,690 you like some bum off the street just because your underwear's 216 00:13:43,723 --> 00:13:45,458 all holey and dingy. 217 00:13:45,492 --> 00:13:46,693 Honey, if I'm in an accident I'm not going to be 218 00:13:46,726 --> 00:13:47,995 worrying about my underwear's. 219 00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:51,098 I'm dying here Walter. 220 00:13:51,965 --> 00:13:53,766 I mean with you gone all day and night, you know. 221 00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:56,136 I don't have a grownup to talk to and... 222 00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:58,205 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 223 00:13:58,238 --> 00:13:59,506 I know, I know. 224 00:13:59,539 --> 00:14:00,340 Shh. 225 00:14:01,108 --> 00:14:02,642 It's going to be fine. 226 00:14:03,043 --> 00:14:04,912 That gun was used in the assassination wasn't it? 227 00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:08,515 Huh? 228 00:14:10,783 --> 00:14:12,185 What do you know about this group? 229 00:14:16,656 --> 00:14:18,625 We're going to find that gun and we're going to nail you. 230 00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:22,795 It's been 48 hours. 231 00:14:23,463 --> 00:14:24,797 You gotta let him go. 232 00:14:24,831 --> 00:14:26,900 I know, I know. It's a crime. 233 00:14:28,268 --> 00:14:29,802 Waiting to happen again. 234 00:15:43,910 --> 00:15:46,179 You know lots of writers work in diaries. 235 00:15:47,214 --> 00:15:48,281 You scared me. 236 00:15:48,548 --> 00:15:49,749 I'm serious. 237 00:15:50,150 --> 00:15:52,085 Steinbeck wrote two hours a day, every day. 238 00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:53,987 Then would write East of Eden . 239 00:15:54,387 --> 00:15:56,489 And there's Defoe's Journal of the Plague Year . 240 00:15:57,457 --> 00:15:59,392 Diary of Anne Frank. 241 00:15:59,759 --> 00:16:01,194 Diary of a Mad Housewife. 242 00:16:02,129 --> 00:16:03,563 I could write that. 243 00:16:05,565 --> 00:16:07,800 Ah, then there's Mary Shelley who was a 19-year-old 244 00:16:07,834 --> 00:16:10,037 bored housewife who was sick of listening 245 00:16:10,070 --> 00:16:11,304 to her husband's ghost stories, 246 00:16:11,338 --> 00:16:14,474 so she sat down one day and wrote Frankenstein . 247 00:16:15,275 --> 00:16:16,309 Huh. 248 00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:19,379 What kind of stories do you write? 249 00:16:22,115 --> 00:16:23,350 Different kinds. 250 00:16:23,716 --> 00:16:25,852 They all have some things in common. 251 00:16:26,886 --> 00:16:28,421 Like? 252 00:16:28,888 --> 00:16:32,092 Like primal emotions, feelings that go back 253 00:16:32,359 --> 00:16:34,494 to the very beginning, the first vertebrates. 254 00:16:36,596 --> 00:16:37,664 Like what? 255 00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:39,666 Hunger. 256 00:16:40,467 --> 00:16:42,102 Greed, which comes from hunger. 257 00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:44,437 Yeah. 258 00:16:45,805 --> 00:16:47,740 Lust is another form of hunger. 259 00:16:48,108 --> 00:16:49,209 Sex. 260 00:16:52,279 --> 00:16:53,480 Danger. 261 00:16:54,381 --> 00:16:55,682 Why danger? 262 00:16:58,185 --> 00:17:02,155 Danger is the most primal of all experiences. 263 00:17:02,655 --> 00:17:04,691 It arouses every sense, every nerve. 264 00:17:05,492 --> 00:17:09,462 It's why Shakespeare wrote about it, Romeo and Juliet , 265 00:17:09,496 --> 00:17:10,930 MacBeth, Othello. 266 00:17:12,399 --> 00:17:15,302 She loved me for the dangers I had passed, and I loved her 267 00:17:15,335 --> 00:17:17,404 that she did pity them. 268 00:17:20,173 --> 00:17:21,641 You writing now? 269 00:17:23,410 --> 00:17:24,611 I'm always writing. 270 00:17:28,215 --> 00:17:29,516 I'm always doing laundry. 271 00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:37,257 Lilly, oh Lilly come closer. 272 00:17:38,125 --> 00:17:40,427 Shut softly your watery eyes. 273 00:17:41,628 --> 00:17:46,466 The pangs of your sadness will pass as your senses will rise. 274 00:17:49,169 --> 00:17:50,470 Did you write that? 275 00:17:51,204 --> 00:17:52,105 For you. 276 00:18:14,361 --> 00:18:15,495 They're still wet. 277 00:18:16,996 --> 00:18:18,097 I like them that way. 278 00:18:52,832 --> 00:18:54,801 Jack, what are you doing here? 279 00:19:00,407 --> 00:19:01,974 You left these in the dryer. 280 00:20:39,339 --> 00:20:40,740 When do I get to see you again? 281 00:20:42,409 --> 00:20:45,077 Walter works six days and nights a week. 282 00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:46,846 He's home on Fridays. 283 00:20:47,614 --> 00:20:48,681 What's he do? 284 00:20:49,282 --> 00:20:50,383 He's a security guard. 285 00:20:54,220 --> 00:20:55,488 Oh God. 286 00:20:56,423 --> 00:20:58,157 You said you liked to write about danger. 287 00:21:14,574 --> 00:21:16,309 Thanks for returning my panties. 288 00:21:23,850 --> 00:21:25,585 Let me tell you another great thing Italians discovered. 289 00:21:25,852 --> 00:21:26,786 America. 290 00:21:26,819 --> 00:21:28,087 America? 291 00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:29,722 I thought that the vikings discovered America? 292 00:21:29,922 --> 00:21:31,190 Erica the red? 293 00:21:31,223 --> 00:21:32,459 What? 294 00:21:32,492 --> 00:21:34,627 Yeah, that's why they call it America. 295 00:21:34,661 --> 00:21:36,295 Do you have a brain in your body? 296 00:21:36,329 --> 00:21:38,064 It was named after America Vespucci, 297 00:21:38,097 --> 00:21:39,899 an Italian who explored it. 298 00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:42,869 It was discovered by Christopher Columbus, another Italian. 299 00:21:43,269 --> 00:21:44,571 Why do you think we celebrate 300 00:21:44,604 --> 00:21:45,938 Christopher Columbus day next Monday? 301 00:21:48,675 --> 00:21:50,009 I'll tell you another thing that interests me. 302 00:21:50,042 --> 00:21:52,445 We've got two national holidays based on individuals, 303 00:21:52,479 --> 00:21:53,813 and they're both from minorities. 304 00:21:53,846 --> 00:21:56,349 We've got Martin Luther King Jr's who is a black, 305 00:21:56,383 --> 00:21:59,218 and we've got Christopher Columbus Day who's an Italian. 306 00:21:59,251 --> 00:22:00,587 You forgot about Washington. 307 00:22:00,620 --> 00:22:01,921 No. 308 00:22:01,954 --> 00:22:03,089 They lumped that all together into President's Day. 309 00:22:03,122 --> 00:22:04,323 Hey, I got one. 310 00:22:04,357 --> 00:22:06,192 Christmas for Jesus. 311 00:22:06,559 --> 00:22:08,227 No, he's Jewish. 312 00:22:08,260 --> 00:22:09,429 He's Jewish. 313 00:22:09,462 --> 00:22:10,997 So all our national holidays are minorities. 314 00:22:11,030 --> 00:22:12,565 We got a black a Jew and an Italian. 315 00:22:12,899 --> 00:22:14,667 Is this a great country or what? 316 00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:52,405 Hello? 317 00:23:03,182 --> 00:23:04,350 Hello? 318 00:23:15,094 --> 00:23:16,262 Hello? 319 00:23:30,276 --> 00:23:31,177 You! 320 00:23:31,744 --> 00:23:32,579 Oh my God! 321 00:23:32,879 --> 00:23:33,880 Lilly. 322 00:23:33,913 --> 00:23:34,947 Wait, wait, wait. Would you wait? 323 00:23:34,981 --> 00:23:36,348 Get away from me you pervert. 324 00:23:36,382 --> 00:23:38,417 Oh my God! This explains everything. 325 00:23:38,618 --> 00:23:39,552 Listen to me! 326 00:23:39,586 --> 00:23:40,620 Oh my God! 327 00:23:40,653 --> 00:23:43,355 Listen just listen. All right. 328 00:23:43,389 --> 00:23:44,624 I'm a writer. 329 00:23:44,657 --> 00:23:45,892 What does that have to do with anything? 330 00:23:45,925 --> 00:23:46,859 Everything. 331 00:23:46,893 --> 00:23:47,760 Everything. 332 00:23:47,794 --> 00:23:49,028 Writers are observers okay? 333 00:23:49,061 --> 00:23:51,163 We have to stay separate from our experiences 334 00:23:51,197 --> 00:23:52,064 so we can judge them, 335 00:23:52,098 --> 00:23:53,500 so we can write about them. 336 00:23:53,533 --> 00:23:55,535 I didn't want to stay separate from my experience with you 337 00:23:55,568 --> 00:23:56,669 so I taped it. 338 00:23:56,703 --> 00:23:58,170 Right? 339 00:23:58,204 --> 00:24:00,740 That's why I could let go so much of myself. 340 00:24:02,008 --> 00:24:04,010 It's why you enjoyed it so much, 341 00:24:04,043 --> 00:24:05,311 and you did. 342 00:24:05,344 --> 00:24:06,345 You know you did. 343 00:24:09,448 --> 00:24:10,650 You want the tape? 344 00:24:10,683 --> 00:24:11,751 You can have the tape. 345 00:24:11,784 --> 00:24:12,819 This isn't about that. 346 00:24:13,486 --> 00:24:14,687 It's not about that. 347 00:24:14,721 --> 00:24:18,390 This is about you and me and Jack the writer. 348 00:24:26,766 --> 00:24:28,134 I have your keys. 349 00:24:29,335 --> 00:24:30,803 I want you to. 350 00:24:39,512 --> 00:24:41,247 Awe Joey man why didn't you change the light bulb? 351 00:24:41,280 --> 00:24:43,750 Making all this big money can't change the light bulb. 352 00:24:58,565 --> 00:25:00,432 Shh. Don't look at me. 353 00:25:00,667 --> 00:25:02,034 Okay, okay. All right. All right. 354 00:25:02,068 --> 00:25:03,102 Don't look at me. 355 00:25:03,135 --> 00:25:04,336 Okay, I'm not. I'm not, man. 356 00:25:04,370 --> 00:25:05,805 I can't even see in here. 357 00:25:06,272 --> 00:25:08,507 Your wife and boys will appreciate your cooperation. 358 00:25:09,709 --> 00:25:12,011 Jeffrey and Lamont. Nice kids. 359 00:25:12,545 --> 00:25:13,846 What do you want man? 360 00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:16,382 Wednesday morning 10:00 am. The trash. 361 00:25:16,415 --> 00:25:17,516 Where is it? 362 00:25:19,451 --> 00:25:21,187 I sold it. I sold it 363 00:25:21,453 --> 00:25:22,855 I sold it. I sold it. 364 00:25:22,889 --> 00:25:24,390 You sold the trash? What are you talking about? 365 00:25:27,393 --> 00:25:28,561 You found the gun? 366 00:25:29,395 --> 00:25:30,529 No. 367 00:25:30,563 --> 00:25:32,131 Who did you sell it to? 368 00:25:37,169 --> 00:25:38,638 I can get it for you. 369 00:25:40,406 --> 00:25:41,307 Who? 370 00:25:42,742 --> 00:25:43,776 Who did you sell it to? 371 00:25:46,879 --> 00:25:48,615 Walter is the gentle one. 372 00:25:48,648 --> 00:25:50,049 See, there's like a streak of cruelty in the 373 00:25:50,082 --> 00:25:51,550 family except for Walter. 374 00:25:52,218 --> 00:25:54,153 Something like a mafia gene. 375 00:25:54,787 --> 00:25:56,188 Mafia gene. 376 00:25:57,790 --> 00:25:59,058 Fantastic. 377 00:25:59,491 --> 00:26:03,095 Brutality runs through his body like a flux. 378 00:26:04,230 --> 00:26:06,966 Every look, every smile, every word is tinged 379 00:26:06,999 --> 00:26:09,769 with a shade of cruelty, 380 00:26:10,703 --> 00:26:13,973 and his love making is a punishing, 381 00:26:14,006 --> 00:26:17,309 pounding payback from... 382 00:26:18,144 --> 00:26:19,646 Where'd you say his family is from? 383 00:26:19,912 --> 00:26:22,481 Palermo. Naples. Misterbianco. 384 00:26:23,015 --> 00:26:24,550 Misterbianco? 385 00:26:24,583 --> 00:26:26,185 It's in Eastern Sicily. 386 00:26:30,089 --> 00:26:33,760 His lovemaking is a punishing, pounding payback 387 00:26:33,793 --> 00:26:38,831 from Naples, Palermo and Misterbianco. 388 00:26:40,466 --> 00:26:43,202 Where the blood of the Difideli's flow 389 00:26:43,235 --> 00:26:45,471 through the streets like wine. 390 00:26:46,072 --> 00:26:48,574 From broken casks. 391 00:26:51,110 --> 00:26:52,344 Wow. 392 00:28:51,964 --> 00:28:55,201 Walter? Walter? 393 00:29:02,341 --> 00:29:03,342 Walter. 394 00:29:10,682 --> 00:29:12,384 Huh? 395 00:29:14,386 --> 00:29:15,988 Walter. 396 00:29:16,022 --> 00:29:16,722 I can explain everything. See-- 397 00:29:16,755 --> 00:29:18,357 Shut up. 398 00:29:20,893 --> 00:29:22,061 Yeah. 399 00:29:29,335 --> 00:29:32,638 Look what I found last night. On the floor. 400 00:29:34,273 --> 00:29:36,843 Where my daughter plays with her toys. 401 00:29:40,446 --> 00:29:41,647 Full of rat turds. 402 00:29:42,114 --> 00:29:43,015 I... 403 00:29:44,050 --> 00:29:45,284 I... 404 00:29:45,317 --> 00:29:47,619 We got a rat nesting in your underwears. 405 00:29:49,155 --> 00:29:50,222 And I'm going to go right now and I'm 406 00:29:50,256 --> 00:29:51,223 going to pay a visit. 407 00:29:51,257 --> 00:29:52,324 Right now. 408 00:29:52,558 --> 00:29:54,026 That low-life maggot. 409 00:29:54,060 --> 00:29:56,062 Yeah, it's his building and I'm busting my ass 410 00:29:56,095 --> 00:29:57,296 to pay for this place, 411 00:29:57,329 --> 00:29:58,564 and we got rats. 412 00:29:58,898 --> 00:30:00,132 Walter! Walter! 413 00:30:00,532 --> 00:30:01,567 What? 414 00:30:02,434 --> 00:30:03,602 Leave the gun here. 415 00:30:05,737 --> 00:30:07,006 Yeah. 416 00:30:10,209 --> 00:30:14,380 I was going to shoot one of the suckers, you know? 417 00:30:14,746 --> 00:30:15,882 I'm sure you were. 418 00:30:21,053 --> 00:30:22,188 You didn't tell me he has a gun. 419 00:30:22,855 --> 00:30:24,056 Well he just gave me that gun 420 00:30:24,090 --> 00:30:25,391 because he's working nights. 421 00:30:25,724 --> 00:30:27,193 What's wrong? 422 00:30:27,226 --> 00:30:29,795 What's wrong is I just saw a slightly psycho man 423 00:30:29,828 --> 00:30:30,963 waving his gun around his kitchen, 424 00:30:30,997 --> 00:30:32,164 and I happen to be sleeping 425 00:30:32,198 --> 00:30:33,232 with his wife. 426 00:30:33,265 --> 00:30:34,400 It's not a very healthy scenario. 427 00:30:36,135 --> 00:30:38,270 Will you relax? 428 00:30:38,304 --> 00:30:39,705 I find that a difficult suggestion 429 00:30:39,738 --> 00:30:41,173 under the circumstances. 430 00:30:41,207 --> 00:30:42,909 He can come busting in here any minute. 431 00:30:42,942 --> 00:30:45,477 I told you he's working day and night, every day 432 00:30:45,511 --> 00:30:49,315 and night except for Fridays and he's gone now. 433 00:30:49,348 --> 00:30:50,216 So am I. 434 00:30:55,421 --> 00:30:56,788 What about our story? 435 00:30:57,189 --> 00:30:58,690 I'll just have to finish it wherever I'm going. 436 00:31:00,359 --> 00:31:02,761 You can't finish it without me, can you? 437 00:31:03,795 --> 00:31:04,863 Silly. 438 00:31:06,798 --> 00:31:08,100 Jack. 439 00:31:09,902 --> 00:31:11,470 Come on. 440 00:31:11,503 --> 00:31:12,571 Don't leave me. 441 00:31:12,905 --> 00:31:14,206 Not now. 442 00:31:14,406 --> 00:31:15,908 You need me. 443 00:31:23,749 --> 00:31:27,419 You're not in real danger, yet you feel it. 444 00:31:28,087 --> 00:31:29,188 That's good. 445 00:31:29,855 --> 00:31:31,357 You need it to write. 446 00:31:32,858 --> 00:31:39,098 Danger, sex, lust. All what you said. 447 00:33:22,734 --> 00:33:28,907 Yeah. Yeah. 448 00:33:28,940 --> 00:33:31,510 You like that? You like that? 449 00:33:32,311 --> 00:33:33,011 What about this? 450 00:33:36,682 --> 00:33:39,251 Shh. Just let me enjoy it. 451 00:33:45,324 --> 00:33:46,425 That's it? 452 00:33:48,327 --> 00:33:50,296 What you don't like it? 453 00:33:51,097 --> 00:33:52,598 Well it ends so quickly. 454 00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:58,304 Okay. All right. Just give me a second here. 455 00:33:58,537 --> 00:34:01,240 You had me going and then, then, then it just... 456 00:34:01,273 --> 00:34:02,208 It's over. 457 00:34:13,852 --> 00:34:15,254 What's wrong? 458 00:34:15,821 --> 00:34:17,556 Well it doesn't just all come at once. 459 00:34:17,589 --> 00:34:19,291 All right? 460 00:34:19,525 --> 00:34:21,093 Could you maybe help me? 461 00:34:21,927 --> 00:34:23,295 All right. 462 00:34:40,546 --> 00:34:43,382 Jack, come here. 463 00:34:48,187 --> 00:34:49,788 Oh, my God. 464 00:34:50,556 --> 00:34:51,657 Wait, wait no. 465 00:34:51,690 --> 00:34:52,624 Don't touch it. 466 00:34:52,891 --> 00:34:54,126 Why? 467 00:34:54,526 --> 00:34:56,762 Don't touch it because that's the answer. 468 00:34:56,795 --> 00:34:57,996 It's dangerous. 469 00:34:58,029 --> 00:35:00,199 It's just lying there, ominous. 470 00:35:05,103 --> 00:35:06,472 Okay. Okay. 471 00:35:08,574 --> 00:35:11,277 Just like a married 472 00:35:11,677 --> 00:35:14,012 woman across the room 473 00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:18,917 full of potential for passion, 474 00:35:20,852 --> 00:35:23,289 for danger, 475 00:35:25,491 --> 00:35:28,427 but if you actually touch it, 476 00:35:29,328 --> 00:35:31,597 it becomes ordinary. 477 00:35:33,131 --> 00:35:35,367 The thrill is gone. 478 00:35:40,439 --> 00:35:45,043 And you move on to the next one. 479 00:35:52,518 --> 00:35:54,586 Then he breaks the window on my car. 480 00:35:54,620 --> 00:35:55,821 You want us to call the police? 481 00:35:56,154 --> 00:35:57,389 No, I gotta get to my next job, and 482 00:35:57,423 --> 00:35:59,090 I don't even know if I can drive the damn thing. 483 00:36:01,593 --> 00:36:02,594 But not for nothing, we are a bunch of security guards right? 484 00:36:02,628 --> 00:36:04,162 I mean why can't why find the son of a bitch? 485 00:36:05,096 --> 00:36:06,332 We're not in the investigatory 486 00:36:06,365 --> 00:36:07,766 business Walter. 487 00:36:07,799 --> 00:36:09,301 We provide security. 488 00:36:09,768 --> 00:36:11,169 Well ain't that ironic. 489 00:36:12,070 --> 00:36:13,739 Now what happens? 490 00:36:13,772 --> 00:36:15,040 Anything's possible. 491 00:36:15,073 --> 00:36:16,074 Personally I think it's brilliant. 492 00:36:16,107 --> 00:36:17,809 Really? That's great. 493 00:36:17,843 --> 00:36:19,278 Yeah, yeah. I'll take it to my agent 494 00:36:19,311 --> 00:36:20,479 first thing tomorrow. 495 00:36:20,512 --> 00:36:21,413 No, tomorrow's a holiday. 496 00:36:21,447 --> 00:36:22,681 I'll have to take it on Tuesday. 497 00:36:23,081 --> 00:36:24,350 This is going to blow his mind. 498 00:36:24,383 --> 00:36:25,584 It's the best thing I've ever written. 499 00:36:25,617 --> 00:36:26,585 I might even be able to make some bucks on it. 500 00:36:27,453 --> 00:36:28,387 You? 501 00:36:28,720 --> 00:36:29,755 Yeah. 502 00:36:30,322 --> 00:36:31,490 What about me? 503 00:36:32,458 --> 00:36:33,559 You? 504 00:36:33,859 --> 00:36:35,160 Well, yeah. 505 00:36:35,427 --> 00:36:37,028 This is my story as much as it is yours. 506 00:36:37,329 --> 00:36:38,864 What are you talking about? 507 00:36:39,831 --> 00:36:41,733 I'm talking about I worked on this 508 00:36:41,767 --> 00:36:43,702 as hard as you did. 509 00:36:44,069 --> 00:36:45,371 You gave me a germ Lilly. 510 00:36:47,072 --> 00:36:48,206 A germ? 511 00:36:48,240 --> 00:36:49,608 Yeah, a germ, a seed. 512 00:36:50,376 --> 00:36:52,177 I'm the one who worked on it day and night. 513 00:36:52,210 --> 00:36:53,612 I'm the one who carried it around in my head. 514 00:36:53,645 --> 00:36:56,181 It's not, "Hey, I got an idea wham, bam, thank you ma'am." 515 00:36:57,416 --> 00:36:58,584 You bastard. 516 00:36:59,818 --> 00:37:01,152 I gave you more than that. 517 00:37:01,453 --> 00:37:03,188 You gave me a seed Lilly. 518 00:37:03,221 --> 00:37:05,056 I gave you a whole damn garden. 519 00:37:05,657 --> 00:37:08,727 I, I gave you ideas when you couldn't write a thing. 520 00:37:08,760 --> 00:37:11,196 I gave you the ending for God's sake. 521 00:37:11,229 --> 00:37:12,964 You showed me a gun. 522 00:37:12,998 --> 00:37:13,832 All right. 523 00:37:13,865 --> 00:37:15,434 You showed me a stupid gun. 524 00:37:15,467 --> 00:37:16,635 I'm the one who had to tell you not to touch it for God's sake. 525 00:37:16,668 --> 00:37:17,769 You were going to ruin it. 526 00:37:17,803 --> 00:37:19,405 So don't tell me you gave me the ending. 527 00:37:19,438 --> 00:37:21,640 I mean it's not your story. All right? 528 00:37:22,173 --> 00:37:23,642 So give me a break and get a life. 529 00:37:25,511 --> 00:37:26,545 Jack! 530 00:37:48,900 --> 00:37:50,502 Hello? 531 00:38:24,836 --> 00:38:26,037 Jack. 532 00:38:32,844 --> 00:38:33,779 Jack? 533 00:38:49,094 --> 00:38:50,228 Jack? 534 00:41:20,779 --> 00:41:22,514 Lilly! 535 00:41:49,274 --> 00:41:50,876 Bitch! Open the door! 536 00:41:53,244 --> 00:41:54,279 Open it up! 537 00:42:52,938 --> 00:42:54,105 This must be the guy that broke 538 00:42:54,139 --> 00:42:55,641 into my locker and trashed my car. 539 00:42:55,674 --> 00:42:56,574 Do you recognize him? 540 00:42:57,375 --> 00:42:58,309 No. 541 00:42:58,644 --> 00:42:59,745 This is the guy 542 00:42:59,778 --> 00:43:01,112 that was outside your window yesterday. 543 00:43:01,713 --> 00:43:03,214 You sure? 544 00:43:03,248 --> 00:43:05,651 Oh yes. All you Americans look alike to me, 545 00:43:05,684 --> 00:43:08,219 but I recognize him anywhere. 546 00:43:08,654 --> 00:43:09,788 I know the hair. 547 00:43:10,555 --> 00:43:11,623 What time was this? 548 00:43:13,291 --> 00:43:15,193 Yesterday... 549 00:43:15,226 --> 00:43:16,361 What a world. 550 00:43:30,241 --> 00:43:31,710 Walter! 551 00:43:31,743 --> 00:43:32,878 Thank God you weren't home. 552 00:43:32,911 --> 00:43:33,812 What happened? 553 00:43:34,946 --> 00:43:35,781 - It's okay. It's okay. - Where's Chelsea? 554 00:43:35,814 --> 00:43:36,782 She's upstairs at Bellino's. 555 00:43:36,815 --> 00:43:38,817 Listen, I didn't want to scare you, 556 00:43:38,850 --> 00:43:41,086 but there was some guy who was stalking me at work. 557 00:43:41,119 --> 00:43:42,220 Some lunatic. 558 00:43:42,253 --> 00:43:43,088 Oh my God. 559 00:43:43,121 --> 00:43:43,889 He came up to the apartment. 560 00:43:43,922 --> 00:43:44,723 He kicked in the door. 561 00:43:44,756 --> 00:43:45,857 He broke it down. 562 00:43:45,891 --> 00:43:47,125 I had the gun, he came running in and... 563 00:43:51,129 --> 00:43:52,698 Have you ever seen this man before ma'am? 564 00:44:01,740 --> 00:44:03,241 You don't gotta look at him long. 565 00:44:03,709 --> 00:44:04,843 Ma'am? 566 00:44:11,717 --> 00:44:12,851 I probably shouldn't be doing this, 567 00:44:12,884 --> 00:44:14,419 but I checked the serial number. 568 00:44:14,452 --> 00:44:15,721 It's clean. 569 00:44:16,054 --> 00:44:19,324 We've got a justifiable shooting so it's yours. 570 00:44:20,158 --> 00:44:21,226 Be careful. 571 00:44:21,492 --> 00:44:22,360 All right. 572 00:44:26,497 --> 00:44:28,233 Come on. Let's go upstairs. 573 00:44:30,468 --> 00:44:32,838 Thank God I bought you this gun. 574 00:44:34,072 --> 00:44:35,573 Thank God it was Columbus day and I was home. 575 00:44:39,778 --> 00:44:40,779 Thank God you iron my underwears, huh? 576 00:44:46,584 --> 00:44:47,685 I got a price at the Rod and Gun Shop for $200. 577 00:44:47,919 --> 00:44:49,054 So, go sell it then. 578 00:44:49,320 --> 00:44:50,588 I want to make a trade. 579 00:44:53,324 --> 00:44:54,760 That's a $1,000 ring my friend. 580 00:44:55,193 --> 00:44:57,328 I'll give you $500 plus the gun. 581 00:44:57,996 --> 00:44:59,731 Nah, it's still a far cry from $1000. 582 00:45:01,132 --> 00:45:03,368 Come on. It's our seventh anniversary. 583 00:45:03,401 --> 00:45:04,635 I haven't even gotten her a ring yet. 584 00:45:05,036 --> 00:45:06,204 And I gotta give it to her? 585 00:45:08,006 --> 00:45:09,674 I tell you what it's a nice handgun though. 586 00:45:10,508 --> 00:45:12,643 I bought it to protect my family while I was working nights. 587 00:45:13,044 --> 00:45:14,412 It did its job. 588 00:45:15,180 --> 00:45:16,681 All right, look. 589 00:45:19,384 --> 00:45:24,189 In here there's a story called The Tryst , signed by the author. 590 00:45:24,522 --> 00:45:27,192 It's going to be worth a lot of money because she's never 591 00:45:27,225 --> 00:45:28,459 had anything published before, 592 00:45:28,493 --> 00:45:29,795 and it's going to be a collector's item. 593 00:45:31,229 --> 00:45:32,430 This thing any good? 594 00:45:32,463 --> 00:45:33,999 Yeah it's good. 595 00:45:34,032 --> 00:45:36,734 It's written by my wife, who's also the mother to my daughter. 596 00:45:36,768 --> 00:45:38,904 She does all those things and this. 597 00:45:40,571 --> 00:45:45,743 Okay. $600, the gun and the magazine. 598 00:45:46,144 --> 00:45:47,278 You got a deal. 599 00:45:47,312 --> 00:45:48,513 All right. 600 00:45:49,547 --> 00:45:52,550 Listen, the story that's in here, pretty sexy. 601 00:45:53,684 --> 00:45:55,086 About adultery. 602 00:45:57,355 --> 00:45:59,290 I said to her, "I hope you didn't do too much research." 603 00:46:03,494 --> 00:46:04,830 Happy Anniversary. 604 00:46:04,863 --> 00:46:05,997 Thanks.